We may collect:

• Contact information – such as your name and email address if you contact us
• Device and usage data – IP address, browser type, pages visited, and timestamps, collected automatically for analytics
• Cookies and similar technologies – used to enhance functionality and gather basic analytics

No personal information is required to view our satirical articles. We do not collect data for news delivery as this is not a real news service.

We use any information we collect to:

• Understand how our educational content performs and improve user experience
• Respond to inquiries submitted through contact forms
• Maintain security and detect potential issues
• Comply with legal obligations

We do not use information for advertising, marketing, or any commercial purposes as this is an educational project.

We do not sell your personal information. We may share it with:

• Service providers – who help us operate the website (hosting, analytics) under strict confidentiality agreements
• Legal authorities – when required by law or to protect rights and safety
• Educational partners – if this project is transferred to another educational institution

Sharing is extremely limited due to the educational nature of this project. We encourage users to visit reputable news sources for actual news consumption.

We use cookies to:

• Remember basic preferences and settings
• Analyse site traffic and usage patterns for educational insights
• Improve site performance and security
• Provide basic functionality

You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but some features may not function properly. We do not use advertising or commercial tracking cookies.

We employ technical, administrative, and physical safeguards (including encryption and access controls) to protect your data, but no system is completely secure.

Given the minimal data we collect for this educational project, security risks are limited.

We retain personal data only as long as necessary to:

• Operate and improve our educational website
• Comply with legal obligations
• Respond to user inquiries
• Maintain basic security

You may request deletion of your data. Given the educational nature of this site, we retain minimal information.

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

• Access the personal information we hold about you
• Correct inaccuracies in your data
• Request deletion of your data
• Restrict or object to certain data processing

To exercise these rights, please contact us using the information provided below.

Given the minimal data collection of this educational project, most requests can be accommodated quickly.

All articles on this site are fictional and satirical in nature.

This site is designed to redirect users to legitimate news sources for actual news consumption.

We encourage users to seek out multiple perspectives and factual reporting from established news organizations.

Our site includes links to legitimate news sources. Their privacy practices are independent of ours. Review their policies before providing information.

These links are provided for educational purposes to direct users to real news sources.

Our educational website is not specifically directed to children under 13, but may be used in educational settings.

We do not knowingly collect personal data from children under 13. If we discover such data, we will delete it.

Teachers and parents should supervise children's use of this satirical content.

We may update this Privacy Policy periodically to reflect changes in our educational practices or for operational, legal, or regulatory reasons.

The most recent version is indicated by the "last updated" date above.

Continued use of our website after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated policy.

For privacy questions or concerns about this educational project, contact us at: