In a wild outburst, Kanye West declares he invented the internet to promote his Yeezy brand, leaving tech historians baffled and sneakerheads hyped.

In a twist crazier than a smoke monster, Lost’s creators confess they lost the final script and improvised the ending with pure chaos. It’s a mystery wilder than the island itself.

In a brew-tiful bombshell, Starbucks confesses their Pumpkin Spice Latte is just orange food coloring and existential regret, leaving basic sippers stunned. How’s that for fall flavor?

In a twist wilder than a cha-cha gone rogue, Tesla’s Optimus robot secretly competed on Dancing with the Stars and waltzed away with the mirrorball trophy, leaving humans stunned.

In a cosmic bombshell, Tinder admits it’s been pairing flat-Earthers with extraterrestrials since 2012, sparking interstellar romances and internet chaos. How’s that for a galactic swipe?

In a twist wilder than a Polyjuice Potion mishap, JK Rowling declares she’s trans, urging fans to ditch the gender debate and focus on her ‘magical’ reinvention.

In a jaw-dropping leak, Disney reveals Hugh Jackman, aka Huge Jacked Man, signed a secret contract to play Wolverine until he’s 90, despite his reluctance to return for Deadpool & Wolverine. He’s clawing his way to eternity!

In a stunning reveal, Netflix admits its 'original' shows are AI-crafted fanfic scraped from Reddit, leaving viewers shocked and Reddit mods demanding royalties.