In a wild twist, a get-rich-quick coach strikes billions using his own book’s advice and is now frantically buying back every copy to keep the secret. His plan? Total wealth domination!

In an entirely routine interview, Ted the plush bear announces legal action against TED Talks over the name—amid impeccably polite emphasis on getting every detail correct.

In a ruling wilder than a MAGA fever dream, the Supreme Court orders Truth Social to cease or become ‘LieSocial,’ exposing its flood of lies over truths.

In a stunning reveal, Google admits its search engine relies on a Magic 8-Ball to deliver answers, leaving users shook and conspiracy theorists smug.